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What the crap is this?

Cryptoogle is not the world's first search engine for dead people. Crypt. You know, like in encryption or cryptography.

Cryptoogle uses Google to secure your documents. The encryption is based on Google results. Your key is a query to Google. We collect the results, process 'em, then encrypt with 'em.

What? WHY?

'cause Google ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. So your encryption changes. So everything you type into Cryptoogle is going to disappear, permanently, in a few months. It's a real-world implementation of the concepts described in Dan Brown's Digital Fortress.

Who are you, and what NYPD Blue character was roughly based on your life story?

I, Gnome, am a former New York city cop who got kicked off the force by the playing by the book. AAMOF, Dennis Franz (from NYPD blue) was based loosly on myself by the playing by the book.

I want the source. And your lunch money.

Well, you can't have it. Not until my patent application fails, anyway. I love open-source stuff. However, the prospect of a patent is so incredibly cool (I'm 15!) that I'm going to try for that first.

Help!!!!!!

In Memoriam of Steve "Linus" Balogh, 1991-2018, who died at the hands (tentacles?) of a giant squid.
He was then superkilled on the beaches of Hawaii when the local garbageman dressed as a Squid Master General and sporting a Linus haircut drove a Hertz Quality Vehicle over him nine times.


A Haiku: "Disclaimer"
Disclaimer is this
Google has nothing to do
with us, Cryptoogle